Our philosophy
Clearly our philosophy is to be awesome like Prussia or to die trying! This was supposed to be a school project, but how can you have a project about PRUSSIA and two AWESOME people without making something as tripping as this? You can't. So go ahead. Judge us. 'Cause we'll be too busy chilling out with Gilbird, Prussia, and watching Hetalia to even care.
Notable Prussia quotes (and more Hetalia quotes)
"This so called army that Austria has put together would make my grandmother laugh like this: [high pitched laugh] 'Ha-ha-ha!'."
~Prussia
[To the Queen of Austria] "Hello, little girl. I am Prussia and you are not!"
~Prussia
"Suck it, losers!"
~Prussia
"I have dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face...when I look into all of your stupid faces, I think of how much fun it will be to pound them into dust."
~Russia
"I'm Russian, I know everything about snow."
~Russia
"What the crapola happened here?!?! And what where's my stupid brother anyway!"
~South Italy
"Just ignore them. You'd like to have some churros, no?"
~Spain
"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!"
~Switzerland
"I got a good deal on 10,000 ponies to add to my arsenal, right? Picture it: they'll shoot right over our heads!"
~Poland
"I'm thinking of painting my house a wicked hipster pink."
~Poland
"RUSSIA'S COMING TO GET YOU!"
~Lithuania
"Hey Japan! Want to see my butt?"
~North Italy
"Shut up, someone who was afraid of the ghost of a doughnut has no right to judge!"
~Hungary
"I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape."
~Germany
"WAIT A MINUTE! HOW THE HOLY FÜHRER DID HE GET INTO MY BED?!"
~Germany
"Are you WANTING me to gas you?!"
~Germany
"Oh crap, my fish!"
~France
"DUH! He is Canada! I recognize him from his sexy hair because it is so much like my own. But not as good."
~France
"But I don't wanna be the princess..."
~China
"And that's why I tattooed a maple leaf to my forehead!"
~Canada
"Busby's chair. Anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick, and often painful death... except, apparently, for Russia."
~England
"My manly tract of land has been seized and occupied by that demon douche Prussia!"
~Austria
"I will now express how angry I am with the piano."
~Austria
"No one asked you, cheesy monkey!"
~England
CLEARLY we took this thing as a joke. BUT it was a pretty awesome failure, right? If you have to go out, why not go out with AWESOMENESS?
~Prussia
[To the Queen of Austria] "Hello, little girl. I am Prussia and you are not!"
~Prussia
"Suck it, losers!"
~Prussia
"I have dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face...when I look into all of your stupid faces, I think of how much fun it will be to pound them into dust."
~Russia
"I'm Russian, I know everything about snow."
~Russia
"What the crapola happened here?!?! And what where's my stupid brother anyway!"
~South Italy
"Just ignore them. You'd like to have some churros, no?"
~Spain
"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!"
~Switzerland
"I got a good deal on 10,000 ponies to add to my arsenal, right? Picture it: they'll shoot right over our heads!"
~Poland
"I'm thinking of painting my house a wicked hipster pink."
~Poland
"RUSSIA'S COMING TO GET YOU!"
~Lithuania
"Hey Japan! Want to see my butt?"
~North Italy
"Shut up, someone who was afraid of the ghost of a doughnut has no right to judge!"
~Hungary
"I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape."
~Germany
"WAIT A MINUTE! HOW THE HOLY FÜHRER DID HE GET INTO MY BED?!"
~Germany
"Are you WANTING me to gas you?!"
~Germany
"Oh crap, my fish!"
~France
"DUH! He is Canada! I recognize him from his sexy hair because it is so much like my own. But not as good."
~France
"But I don't wanna be the princess..."
~China
"And that's why I tattooed a maple leaf to my forehead!"
~Canada
"Busby's chair. Anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick, and often painful death... except, apparently, for Russia."
~England
"My manly tract of land has been seized and occupied by that demon douche Prussia!"
~Austria
"I will now express how angry I am with the piano."
~Austria
"No one asked you, cheesy monkey!"
~England
CLEARLY we took this thing as a joke. BUT it was a pretty awesome failure, right? If you have to go out, why not go out with AWESOMENESS?